Rant in My Pocket

draggle -- v. To wet or befoul (a garment, etc.) by allowing it to drag through mire or wet grass, or to hang untidily in the rain; to make wet, limp, and dirty.

Example: It would be a shame if someone were to take this fluffy green clown wig and draggle it through the corridors of Sector 9. A real shame.

Those damn clowns. I'll show them for messing with me. And distracting me from the UBERMILF!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!! It's like that time someone shoved my sausage into a washing machine.

Squeaky, but just not as much fun.