Rant in My Pocket

Is somebody listening to "Rubber Dolly" over and over again somewhere in the basement?!!! I keep hearing it, but I can't figure out where it's coming from.

I've check in my desk drawers, I've looked for speakers hidden in the ceiling lights, and spent about a half hour in the closet at lunchtime with my ear to a cup on the floor.

ARGH!!! I don't care if her mom won't buy her a rubber dolly because she smooched some guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!