Rant in My Pocket

nymphology-- n. The study of mythological nymphs.

Example:
I am going to take up nymphology as soon as Lenny returns my hipwaders and floating margarita tray.

It's true. Those little nymphs better watch out, 'cause I got me some water wings. And a battery powered blender. Lenny told me how the car battery makes an awesome portable generator, so now I can take the fixins right out in the water with me.

Also, how do you like my new image???