Tuesday, November 29, 2005
I wonder...
...how many hits I could get if I started making entries like "I want hot lovin" or "my asparagus is all wobbly". Maybe some "I sat on a whoopie cushion while telling Barbra Streisand about my elf-related fantasies" might get things cooking.
Consider this:
An elf can fit into places you can't, you mountain of human blubber, you.
Sincerely,
Mr. F
(elf sex)
Consider this:
An elf can fit into places you can't, you mountain of human blubber, you.
Sincerely,
Mr. F
(elf sex)
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Surely you must have seen my evil twin. I try to stay away from the Closet Boys of Zone Seven.
Really, they're quite legendary with those mop handles and all.
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Really, they're quite legendary with those mop handles and all.
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