Thursday, October 20, 2005
Beejezus
Blimey. Carbolgo. Wriggershmagger!!! Today I make up my own words.
YOU come up with their meanings.
I await your ideas with tremendous gloggermejigger.
Jengalegs!!
F-man
YOU come up with their meanings.
I await your ideas with tremendous gloggermejigger.
Jengalegs!!
F-man
Friday, October 14, 2005
Daily Vocabulary. With pumpkin.
miscount - n. Inaccurate or faulty count or reckoning. Also: an instance of this; a miscalculation.
Example:
The ramifications of the pumpkin miscount at the harvest fair were far more disastrous than anyone could have imagined.
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It is never a good idea to have a pumpkin miscount. BAD THINGS HAPPEN.
Signed,
Your Boss and Mine,
Mr. Paul Freeman, CEO
Reformed Now-Conscientious Pumpkin Counter
Example:
The ramifications of the pumpkin miscount at the harvest fair were far more disastrous than anyone could have imagined.
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It is never a good idea to have a pumpkin miscount. BAD THINGS HAPPEN.
Signed,
Your Boss and Mine,
Mr. Paul Freeman, CEO
Reformed Now-Conscientious Pumpkin Counter
Friday, October 07, 2005
Imagine if the ZU building was haunted. Our staff would probably be just as dumb.
See here, you fools: Haunted Office (2002)
Now where's my ghost? Somebody get me a ghost so I can look like this guy. AAAAHHH!!
Fit to be scared,
Mr. F
See here, you fools: Haunted Office (2002)
Now where's my ghost? Somebody get me a ghost so I can look like this guy. AAAAHHH!!
Fit to be scared,
Mr. F
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Daily Vocabulary. A shining example.
glorious -- adj. Of persons and things: Possessing glory; entitled to brilliant and lofty renown, illustrious.
Example:
When mentioned in conversation, most folks refer to Paul Freeman as a glorious rapscallion of the old school.
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That's right. And who the heck was the fool who made blueberry coffee in the main coffee machine? Now everything tastes like fruit. IT'S ALL WRONG!!!!
Example:
When mentioned in conversation, most folks refer to Paul Freeman as a glorious rapscallion of the old school.
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That's right. And who the heck was the fool who made blueberry coffee in the main coffee machine? Now everything tastes like fruit. IT'S ALL WRONG!!!!
