Tuesday, September 13, 2005

 

Monkeys in the toaster

You are all monkeys. And not nice ones like this little fellow either.

So you better stay away from my peanutbutter and banana sandwiches in the fridge or something surely unmentionable will happen to you. It will involve acts as undignified as the act of stealing a sandwich from the staff room fridge. Possibly more so.

You people have sunk very, very low.

Disgusted,
Mr. Paul Freeman, CEO

# posted by Michelle Souliere @ 10:15 AM
Comments:
I'm nice? Does this mean I get a raise Mr. Freeman?

Respectfully,
The Mail Room Staff
# posted by Blogger Monkey : 10:01 PM
 
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