Rant in My Pocket

I am repeatedly inspired to new heights by the searches that bring people to the Zero Unlimited page. The latest? DOOLEYBOPPERS!!!

Which, incidentally, Kevin the loser banned from the workplace back in May. Because he is a jerk. I mean, yes, he probably saved us from future lawsuits (which is indeed his job, it is good to see he is working and not just lounging around in those six-million-dollar shoes of his), but what about the rest of us who know how to keep our dooleyboppers under control???

I ASK YOU!!!

We could all be running around wearing Mistletoe Head Boppers at the Christmas part this year IF IT WASN'T FOR MISTER "YOU CAN'T DO THAT"!!!!

Signed,
The Boss of Your Dooleyboppers
Mr. Paul Freeman