Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Crazy Sitting-at-his-desk Dude
At least you guys can't say this about me in your uber-secret personal e-mail messages you're all sending all day long from your desks:
No, you can't! Because I would never try to get Section 8'ed from this job. I love this job. So no mattter how much you try to drive me completely barmy, here I will remain. I love you all that much.Trying To Get Section 8'ed From His Job Into A More Comfy Job Dude is a calling; or is he just muttering to himself, to his imaginary little friends perhaps.
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Daily Vocabulary - FOUR TIMES THE POWER!!!!
Well, since I've been slacking (not really, actually I have been exceptionally busy), I am going to do something outrageous and brain-burstingly clever, and combine not one, not two, not three, but FOUR!!! FOUR!!!! Vocabulary words into one posting. Yeah, you better make that seatbelt click.
1. wedging - v. The action of driving in a wedge or wedges, or of fixing or cleaving by this means; the condition of being thus fixed.
2. roast meat - n. Meat cooked by roasting.
3. diddly-squat - n. As a count noun: a thing of little value or significance; esp. in not to give a diddly-squat. As a mass noun: nothing at all; (in negative constructions) anything. Cf. doodly-squat
4. tampion - n. A plug for stopping an aperture: e.g. a bung for a cask, etc.
Example: I didn't have diddly-squat to do with wedging that roast meat in the bung hole, but it made a mighty fine tampion though, didn't it?
YEAH!!!!
1. wedging - v. The action of driving in a wedge or wedges, or of fixing or cleaving by this means; the condition of being thus fixed.
2. roast meat - n. Meat cooked by roasting.
3. diddly-squat - n. As a count noun: a thing of little value or significance; esp. in not to give a diddly-squat. As a mass noun: nothing at all; (in negative constructions) anything. Cf. doodly-squat
4. tampion - n. A plug for stopping an aperture: e.g. a bung for a cask, etc.
Example: I didn't have diddly-squat to do with wedging that roast meat in the bung hole, but it made a mighty fine tampion though, didn't it?
YEAH!!!!
That Pirate
I can't believe he said he ate the gnomes.
On the other hand, now if they disappear, everyone will suspect him.
On the other hand, now if they disappear, everyone will suspect him.
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Daily (not at all) Vocabulary
I believe I have just invented my vocabulary word of the day.
joing -- v. Sort of a hinky version of joining up with some sort of hitching or jumping-into action involved in it.
Example:
Anyone who wants to joing me on the Western Knoll out in back of Parking Lot 6 for a bigfoot campout expedition on Friday should do so.
(as seen in earlier post today)
Bigfoot Camp
Anyone who wants to joing me on the Western Knoll out in back of Parking Lot 6 for a bigfoot campout expedition on Friday should do so. Bring tent, sleeping bag, cheesy poofs, coffee (lots of coffee), plaster, and plastering materials (booze). It'll be a freakin' blast.
Signed,
Mr. Paul Freeman
CEO and Minty Fresh Bigfoot Finder
