Friday, February 24, 2006
Sprockles
I am going to invent something and it is called sprockles. Sprockles are like jimmies, only made of tiny metal gears and other ore-based gewgaws, so they are extra shiny and crunchy.
So there. Take that you inventors of the Right-or-Wrong-inator.
Fie on you!!!
So there. Take that you inventors of the Right-or-Wrong-inator.
Fie on you!!!
My Problem
My problem is that I am too distractable.
How am I ever going to make this blog into a worldwide slambang phenomenon if I keep slacking off like this? My Daily Vocabulary is a joke.
Ha, ha, ha... whoops got distracted and forgot to keep laughing.
So very, very funny.
Ow.
How am I ever going to make this blog into a worldwide slambang phenomenon if I keep slacking off like this? My Daily Vocabulary is a joke.
Ha, ha, ha... whoops got distracted and forgot to keep laughing.
So very, very funny.
Ow.
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Flabdabulator Ahoy
I find that no one seems to be using the invention name of the FLABDABULATOR as of yet.
I find, subsequently, that I am very, VERY inspired.
The Woofing of My Brain
I wish that barking would stop. I've been testing out my Beergle-ator and I have to keep stopping it to hear what's going on out there. What, did someone let Bigfoot out again? How's a man supposed to get any work done around here?!!!
If it doesn't quit soon, I will quite possibly be forced to do something drastic.
If it doesn't quit soon, I will quite possibly be forced to do something drastic.
Monday, February 13, 2006
Daily Vocabulary (as if!)
soap-dodger -- n.
1. A scruffy or dirty person.
Example--
Only a soap-dodger such as Calzone could be detected by nose alone as he roamed past my doorway.
Peeeyuw!!! Stinky little feller, wot? On the other hand, I can always tell if Ms. Couchon is in her office because she smells so NICE.
BONUS!!!
Examples as given by the Oxford English Dictionary:
a. A dirty, unkempt or smelly person, a ‘scruffbag’ or dosser.
b. I felt quite insulted that Lydia had not chosen to tell me...something she'd relate over a couple of cans of Carling Black Label to a soap dodger.
1. A scruffy or dirty person.
Example--
Only a soap-dodger such as Calzone could be detected by nose alone as he roamed past my doorway.
Peeeyuw!!! Stinky little feller, wot? On the other hand, I can always tell if Ms. Couchon is in her office because she smells so NICE.
BONUS!!!
Examples as given by the Oxford English Dictionary:
a. A dirty, unkempt or smelly person, a ‘scruffbag’ or dosser.
b. I felt quite insulted that Lydia had not chosen to tell me...something she'd relate over a couple of cans of Carling Black Label to a soap dodger.
Thursday, February 02, 2006
I Am Not Your Fruit
But if I was a banana you could peel me.
However, I would not recommend eating my rind.
Fruit is wonderful stuff. You can squash it. It comes in baskets. It grows on trees. You can be fruity. And then get chewed like gum. Gum wrappers can be made into some pretty amazing things. Maybe I could make a fruit basket out of gum wrappers..
However, I would not recommend eating my rind.
Fruit is wonderful stuff. You can squash it. It comes in baskets. It grows on trees. You can be fruity. And then get chewed like gum. Gum wrappers can be made into some pretty amazing things. Maybe I could make a fruit basket out of gum wrappers..
